Following the placement of a lonely hearts advertisement in Autotrader, a new suitor made himself known and Zafira has left me to go and live with Lee.
She proved to be an expensive indulgence, I reckon that Zafira’s street value declined by about £120 for every month she had her affair with me; on top of that my entertainment (maintenance) bills equated to another £90 per month. And the old girl could knock back the “go go” juice! Her bar bill not counted in the prior numbers.
Mrs Baldwin, well she was glad to see the back of her! They never really got on.
I am more philosophical than melancholic; things are what they are, life moves on; I am not too depressed because I have a younger and more attractive model to keep me company. She made a Pass at me that I couldn’t ignore. She has her own estate, looks hot in red, goes some and is very accommodating. In fact I have rather enjoyed introducing my new ride to the boys.
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