I read a story in the Times this lunchtime (page 19 by Sean O’Neill, Crime Editor) and it made me laugh out loud. Armed response officer, police constable Shaun Jenkins, was deemed by an appeal court to be in full control of his loaded gun despite the fact that his trousers (and holster with gun still in it) were around his ankles whilst he was bonking a colleague’s wife (the positional details weren’t divulged). This ‘quickie in Caerphilly’ occurred whilst he was on duty and his patrol partner was waiting in the armed response vehicle (ARV) outside the house.
Following on from a justified complaint from the cuckolded husband, the slightly less than PC PC ended up on the whipping end of a series of disciplinary actions that saw him receive a written warning and then the sack. Amazingly a reinstatement followed thanks to a dismissal appeal process. The appeal panel verdict was that he had been in full control of his ‘weapon’ (oh yeah baby); that his absence from the ARV was no greater than if he’d been getting a cup of tea; and that there was no evidence of predatory sexual behaviour.
This story is f**king hilarious and it has undoubted Monty Python type sketch potential!
Said the desk sergeant to the PC upon his late arrival - where the f**k have you been? The PC replies well sir it’s funny that you should mention that! Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
To PC Jenkins’ credit he had been commended for bravery on three occasions; was brave enough to challenge his sacking and was bold enough to get away with shagging whilst on duty. I bet every bloke in Wales gives him a round of applause whenever they see him and God only knows what kind of nickname he has in his local police station.
And, the plain old tea break has been given a whole new lease of life!
In the article’s accompanying picture, Jenkins is smiling...
...and no wonder!
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Following on from a justified complaint from the cuckolded husband, the slightly less than PC PC ended up on the whipping end of a series of disciplinary actions that saw him receive a written warning and then the sack. Amazingly a reinstatement followed thanks to a dismissal appeal process. The appeal panel verdict was that he had been in full control of his ‘weapon’ (oh yeah baby); that his absence from the ARV was no greater than if he’d been getting a cup of tea; and that there was no evidence of predatory sexual behaviour.
This story is f**king hilarious and it has undoubted Monty Python type sketch potential!
Said the desk sergeant to the PC upon his late arrival - where the f**k have you been? The PC replies well sir it’s funny that you should mention that! Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
To PC Jenkins’ credit he had been commended for bravery on three occasions; was brave enough to challenge his sacking and was bold enough to get away with shagging whilst on duty. I bet every bloke in Wales gives him a round of applause whenever they see him and God only knows what kind of nickname he has in his local police station.
And, the plain old tea break has been given a whole new lease of life!
In the article’s accompanying picture, Jenkins is smiling...
...and no wonder!
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